1. You fully understand my obsession with all things Apple.
2. Your favourite game ever will be Super Mario World on the SNES
3. You’re a free spirit, the type who’ll be there to say “Man we fucked up!”
4. You love fajitas.
5. Music is important to you.
6. You’ll love cream teas.
7. You want kids.
8. You like wasting time on Photo Booth as much as I do.
9. You don’t smoke … well not much anyway.
10. You love Peep Show and/or don’t mind me quoting it.
11. You’d like to travel with me … At Some Point.
12. You’re a lil’ bit crazy, in the best possible way of course.
13. You like hugs and kisses even when they lead “nowhere”
14. You like the colours Purple, Blue, and Green.
15. You’ll have some silly nickname for me.
16. You are a brunette with long hair.
17. You don’t mind that I’m on Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr. Hopefully even distract me from them.
18. You like that I wear colourful boxers.
19. You find my love of Columbo endearing as opposed to sad.
20. You like Prince, The Raveonettes, The Cure, Siouxsie & The Banshees, Dum Dum Girls, and The Smiths.
21. You’ll get along with my sister and understand my mum.
22. You work and appreciate that work sometimes means long hours.
23. You like quiet evenings drinking wine and watching good films as well as wild nights out.
24. You understand my angst. Perhaps you’ll even help me get rid of it.
25. You help me forget - or at least understand - the person who ruined love for me.
… or maybe you’ll just be YOU.